The message, from the “interested friend” read: “Suspect the root beer lady. Investigate her maiden name and beware the eyes and ears of New Babylon. Special forces are only as strong as their weakest links. Insurrection begins in the home. Battles are lost in the field, but wars are lost from within.”
How DARE you besmirch the good name of Dorothy Molter?! The Root Beer Lady is a local HERO to Minnesotans, and I will not see her title tarnished by this hideous insinuation that she was in league with the Antichrist. Good day sir!
