“You can dump yogurt on my head and be a cuntbag all you want, but the truth is, you’re a bully who never grew out of being a bully and honestly, I’m embarrassed for you. I feel bad for the freshman squad every year, that they sign up to cheer and get you, a petty, small-minded, bully. Have you ever stopped to think that you didn’t get promoted because you’re an actual turd?”

