The Elementals

by Michael McDowell

“Do they always do that at funerals around here?” “Do what?” asked Big Barbara uneasily, not turning around. “Stick knives in dead people.” “I was hoping you hadn’t been paying attention at that time,” said Big Barbara.

“Luker, does that child drink?” “Only since we got her off speed,” said Luker, and winked at Odessa. “You are too young to drink!” cried Big Barbara to her granddaughter. “No I’m not,” replied India calmly. “Well you are certainly too young to drink in front of me!” “Then turn around.”

“she and I don’t have any morals. We have to get along with a scruple or two.”

“a child and a divorce in the same year! What family is as lucky as ours?”