Project Hail Mary

by Andy Weir

“It took you two days to think of poking it with a stick.”

least one thousand days. Over three years. Well, it takes light twelve years to make this trip,

this just hurt my head. space is so big.

The oldest words in a language are usually the shortest.

Columbus discovered (a bunch of people already living in) North America.

“I am happy. You no die. Let’s save planets!”

Rocky is a sweet baby angel

Stupid humanity. Getting in the way of my hobbies.

Do you call her Dr. Shapiro while having sex?” “Of course. That’s her name.” “I kind of like it,” she said.

“Be careful,” says Rocky. “You are friend now.” “Thanks,” I say. “You are friend also.” “Thank.” I cycle

Space is big. It’s…so, so big.

Fist my bump.”

i love him so much