Project Hail Mary

by Andy Weir

“Why would ship have name, question?” I shrugged. “Ships have names.” He points to my pilot’s seat. “What is name of you chair, question?” “It doesn’t have a name.” “Why does ship have name but chair no have name, question?” “Never mind. Your ship is the Blip-A.” “That is what I said. Flash in ten seconds.”

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