This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl #7)

by Matt Dinniman

Be careful who you’re nice to. Because if you are nice to the wrong person, they’ll either take advantage of you, or worse, they might never leave.”

“Well, he looks like he stumbled drunk into the closet of a colorblind drag clown. Though I do like that boa.

I bet she smells like the feed bowl at an illegal petting zoo.

“In the eternal words of my mulleted friend, Holger. You done stuck your pecker in the wrong beehive.”