This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl #7)

by Matt Dinniman

Go ahead and drink it. Do it. Do it.

BY THE WAY, THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF A BASS-HEAVY SONG, CARL. FEEL HOW THE GROUND SHAKES? IT’S DESIGNED TO UPSET OLD PEOPLE AND THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN.

Outside, the song changed. I missed the title, but it was a guy talk-singing about a detachable penis.

System Message: Warlord Princess Donut has committed another Atrocity. Wow. What a naughty kitty. I sure hope she isn’t forced to cast a third.