Caught Up (Into Darkness Trilogy)

by Navessa Allen

“I am not discussing my sex life with my grandmother.” That was a step too far, even for me. “Fine,” she said. “Just tell me that you’re having lots of it. I loved your grandfather more than anything, but my biggest regret in life is that I wasn’t a complete skank before I met him.”

“Learn from my mistakes. Be a slut while you still can.”

I’d said it before, and I’d say it again: Cat people were fucking weird.

helping Josh and Aly turn their back porch into what they were calling a catio (See? Weird.), framing the space out and then stapling heavy-duty screens in between the wood. All so Fred could sit outside and watch the birds while Josh and Aly drank their coffee. And then they’d adopted Maud, who now had all four paws dug into the screen, crying to be let out. Fred sat on the cat tree behind her, looking unimpressed by her behavior.