“Now tell me, who are you sleeping with these days?” “Would you look at that,” I said, glancing at the nonexistent watch on my wrist. “We better go before we’re late.” Nonna grinned. “Shut up, we have plenty of time.” “I am not discussing my sex life with my grandmother.” That was a step too far, even for me. “Fine,” she said. “Just tell me that you’re having lots of it. I loved your grandfather more than anything, but my biggest regret in life is that I wasn’t a complete skank before I met him.” Someone nearby choked, and I decided it was time to switch topics.
