Unseen Academicals (Discworld, #37; Rincewind, #8)

by Terry Pratchett

Smeems handled this quite well in the circumstances, which included being so deeply at sea with that sentence that barnacles would be attracted to his underwear.

Nothing cleans stubborn stains like suppressed anger.

I regret, however, that if both teams do this you do not have a game so much as a tableau.

Ridcully worked on the basis that anything you couldn’t remember wasn’t important and had developed the floor-heap method of document storage to a fine art.