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They’re two teams, alike in villainy!
Is this a HINT? LOL.
but at the end of the day they’re all crab buckets.’
‘A whole box of chocolates is not depraved. Besides, you slid out the card between the layers, which confused me. I did not intend to eat the bottom layer. I did not want the bottom layer. It was practically assault.’
‘Oh, that’s crabs for you,’ said Verity, disentangling the ones who had hitched a ride. ‘Thick as planks, the lot of them. That’s why you can keep them in a bucket without a lid. Any that tries to get out gets pulled back. Yes, as thick as planks.’
If there is any kind of supreme being, I told myself, it is up to all of us to become his moral superior.’
She wishes to see you because, she says, she has a complaint. She is a maid.’ Lord Vetinari looked over the top of the paper. ‘Tell her I can’t help her with that. Perhaps, oh, I don’t know, a different perfume would help?’
‘You don’t act drunk!’ ‘No, but I do act sober quite well, don’t you think?
‘Nutt doesn’t need forgiveness!’ Glenda burst out. Nutt smiled and patted her hand. ‘Uberwald is a wild country for a man to travel in,’ he said, ‘even a holy man. Forgiveness is the name of Pastor Oats’s double-headed battle-axe. For Mister Oats the crusade against evil is not a metaphor. Forgiveness cut through my chains. I will gladly carry it.’
