Nine Month Contract (Mountain Men Matchmaker, #1)

by Amy Daws

Girl, really?

Why?

You said you did all this research about surrogacy, but don’t know if surrogacy support groups are a thing?

What even is this line?

Do you have no fucking filter?

Just a rant about how this character in particular is describing herself. I don’t know how to see her, like is she fat? Is she obese? Is she curvy? She keeps describing herself in different ways and I don’t know what she looks like. She’s like trying to tell us that she’s ugly, but then everyone is telling her that she’s pretty. I just don’t get it.

Why did you write this? Delete it.

What does that even mean? I don’t think these two things go together.

What is the obsession with small women? Is it supposed to be some kind of cutesy putting myself down thing? It comes off as stupid and self obsessed.

Other people highlighted it, I think for the sexual innuendo. This is just a bad line. This is the first time he’s expressed any kind of romantic interest in her and it doesn’t fit. What the fuck.

So, you’re a bitch. You’re totally independent, but when someone helps you - because you need help - you throw it back in their face. Your relationships don’t last long, not because you don’t want kids, but because you’re an ungrateful shitty person. I didn’t expect to dislike her so much.

So she stomps all over other people”s boundaries too.

Well that’s concerning.

Bro, it’s an ultrasound.

Serious question, is this love bombing?

OK, I get not having a nursery what I do not understand is how you have nothing else prepared. You got this woman pregnant but you don’t have childcare set up. You have no idea what you’re supposed to do. This is just irresponsible.

Not the best reason to have a baby.

God help me.

Great. It got worse.

I was hoping this wasn’t real.

Concerning.

Relations of the sexual variety, just really?

No. It’s because of your personality.

I don’t think you do like yourself.

Yes. Go to therapy.

Is this why God left us? Why would you write this?

How long did you two stare at each other?

Are you shitting me. How many animals is she bringing in? Isn’t this a temporary housing situation? How is she going to rehome them when she needs to leave?

Way too possessive.

Not healthy my guy.

This seems like a major break of ethics. Why is she putting herself in the middle of his family if she’s just going to leave after the baby is born?

Oh, so you know what you did was wrong but did it anyway.

Oh, absolutely not.

What the fuck.

Unhinged.

Seriously? I’m tired.

In what world is this appropriate?

You’re a grown fucking woman comparing herself to an eighteen year old. Also, potato?

No, you’re just a judgmental bitch.

Thought you were a cow?

Ok, I actually agree with him.

Pretty in character for an eighteen year old.

Do not????

!!!!

It’s not that simple. There’s a legal contract involved, and you think sex is ok??

That’s not up to you to decide??

Yes. But, this is what happens when your vetting process is shit and led by your EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD niece.

What the fuck.

Truly speechless. What is this line?

WHAT