Nine Month Contract (Mountain Men Matchmaker, #1)

by Amy Daws

WHAT X2

WHAT X3

What does this mean?????? Do I want to know?

HUGE red flag.

This isn’t hot, it’s just bad. Also, very rape-y.

Girl enough.

Why would you interrupt a sex scene with this?

Oh. Oh no. Serious note: if a man ever says something like this to you, you leave so damn fast. And do NOT tell him you’re leaving.

So he can have a boundary, but she can’t? Girl, LEAVE.

NO FUCKING SHIT.

Fucking WHY

I swear to God

He literally just told her no chickens. And she goes and stomps all over it.

No Trista, it doesn’t matter.

So because they have sex it’s fine?

HE SAYS IT NOW????

Of course she wants to leave, you guys are insufferable.

This would kill a Victorian child.

There’s a lightning storm and potentially coyotes outside, and you want to go look for chickens?? You’re pregnant. Be fucking for real.

There are no boundaries. What are you talking about?

Worrying.

There’s a big emotional moment where she’s coming to terms with being pregnant and this is what she ends it with.

Oh, so you know. You’re just ignoring it.

Ok, there’s grumpy and then there’s feral. This is feral.

I thought you loved yourself?

This is fucking hilarious. Where did this even come from? There wasn’t any foreshadowing. It needed to be built up more.

Is the author just trying to shock us now?

The animalization (is that a word?) of surrogacy is incredibly concerning.

You literally signed up to leave after the baby was born.

Go to therapy.

Bro.

Why does this eighteen year old talk like a millennial?

Probably psycho.