Come Closer

by Sara Gran

We could devote our lives to making sense of the odd, the inexplicable, the coincidental, but most of us don’t. And neither did I.

0–3: You are probably not possessed. See a doctor or mental health professional for an evaluation. 3–6: You may be haunted, or in the early stages of possession. Do not be alarmed. Seek a spiritual counselor for assistance. 6–10: You are possessed. Consult with your spiritual counselor immediately. You may be a threat to the safety of yourself and your family.

“Why me?” I asked.