Hosed (Happy Cat #1)
Rate it:
Open Preview
Read between June 3 - June 3, 2020
5%
Flag icon
“Honey, she had an entire truck of dicks-in-a-box delivered to Steve’s parents’ house, then posted a video on InstaChat of her playing Whack-a-Husband with a dildo. If that ain’t a mental breakdown—” “He was cheating on her with a sheep,” someone else in the crowd offers. “He earned that dildo beating.”
Ashley (Red-Haired Ash Reads)
Lol
7%
Flag icon
Dildos just want to make you feel good, Cass. Dildos are our friends, unlike dicks attached to actual real life men.
12%
Flag icon
We learned that the hard way after she tossed out a bunch of half-melted dildos last year. George planted them in our vegetable garden. Was real torn up when they didn’t grow.” “Did you remember to fertilize them regularly?”
Ashley (Red-Haired Ash Reads)
lol
16%
Flag icon
People in this town like to tell you who you are. Makes thinking for yourself harder than it sounds.”
35%
Flag icon
Getting hurt because you loved someone does not make you a fraud. It makes you human and real and even wiser than you were before.
63%
Flag icon
“People see the world as they are, not as you are, you know? It’s not your fault they’re so eager to see the worst in others, even when it’s not there.”
81%
Flag icon
I’ve ruined the best relationship my raccoon ever had.
86%
Flag icon
Falling in love was the easy part. Fighting for love is harder than I ever imagined it could be. Because this fight isn’t about putting up my fists, it’s about letting down my walls and being vulnerable with this man who means so much to me. A man I now know without a doubt holds my heart in his hands. He could break me. So easily. Be he also makes me whole.