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And she would have died rather than let this overdressed boy know she was the girl he had pitied on May Day.
Howl, Cardan, and Aaron would be bffs
“She bullied me!”
“But I’m miserable now!”
For a plain man with mud-colored hair, he’s terribly vain about his looks.”
literally aaron warner
“Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs!”
aaron to juliette after kenji cut his hair:
It’s ginger!
anti-ginger propaganda goes crazy
“Despair!” he yelled. “Anguish! Horror!”
literally aarons thoughts when he was in prison
“If you can bully Calcifer, the King should give you no trouble at all.”
i love the implications here
“No you don’t, my friend,”
why is he gentle parenting turnip head?
“No!” cried the star. “I’d rather die!”
this book is so unironically funny
Mrs. Nose?”
DEAD WRONG💀
“Let’s have green slime again! After which I shall be forced to move the castle a thousand miles away and never see my lovely Lettie again!”
this man has the dramatics of cardan greenbriar through and through
She wanted to slap him.
do it
We don’t want you coming over queer in the middle of the interview.
Sophie: 🏳️🌈
“It’s a dead rat.”
me
