The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #2)

by Douglas Adams

“The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.”

If human beings don’t keep exercising their lips, their brains start working.”

“How can I tell,” said the man, “that the past isn’t a fiction designed to account for the discrepancy between my immediate physical sensations and my state of mind?”