Fangs for Nothing (The Nevermore Murder Club and Smutty Book Coven 1)

by Steffanie Holmes

Why is he afraid of his mother?

A wise person would be

SMUTTY

Hahaha wise word said "related to sex in a rude way"

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So the other business partner does nothing

“Of course – your feeble body requires rest.”

Who says something like that other than a paranormal being I don't understand why people never realize this in stories

lips.

Mmm So they both just need to have some release

CHAPTER TEN

I got like 3 pages into this chapter and I wanted to skip it Oh my god this is so horrible Just a heads-up

I wake,

I should have figured it was a dream but it's still of dear god!!!

but I’m thankful that his coffee machine is modern and expensive and runs on glorious electricity and not steam power or five guinea pigs on a treadmill.

Hehehehehe

I surrendered it to the spiders. They are the forge overlords now.”

hahaha

Butcher & Blackbird,

should i read it? I heard there is cannibalism

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Oh I have the best voice in my head for this guy

I wake, screaming, my mouth filling with bugs.

oh god. why!!! I like to be immersed in the story but not like that

I’d been living in survival mode with my mother for so many years and now that I felt safe, my body and heart were processing the trauma from my childhood.

How dare her father just That's messed upavav we her there with her mother. he is a horrible person I hope we come back and he has something happen to him.

“I wish I could, my lord. But it’s your mother. She’s arrived early.”

Yes, time for mama drama

“—you’ve been touching him.” Mina grins. “Interesting.”

Gurl 😆

“Fine. I’m going to eat a very garlicky dinner tomorrow so that I fart garlic all night and Dutch oven you to death.”

“It’s perfect,” Winnie says as she watches Reginald set down his enormous cast-iron pot and fiddle with the knobs on the portable stove. Alaric sets down a cooler of ice, in case people want their chocolate iced instead of hot. “We’ll be the most popular booth of the Midsummer Festival.”

I this this was an error since is supposed to be in Alaric’s POV

hiding in his closet covered in whipped cream.

What is this referring to I don't understand this reference

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