One Eighty Too

by Charity Shane

She and my seminal fluid contributor married when I was four.

aint never heard this one before. lmaoooo

While simpering, she raises up on her feet then passionately kisses me. I swear every time she kisses me, she acts like it’s the last. I feel every ounce of love she has for me. And she wonders why I want to wife her!

Trust is earned, respect is given, and loyalty is demonstrated through a man’s actions

“Love, quit saying shit like that. Nothing about you is ever a mess. If I had my phone in here, I would take a picture and make it my screensaver.”

“Why would you say that shit? I want to marry you. We are never breaking the fuck up,” I grit.

“Changed my ass. Rain is always wet.”

country ass saying lol. but trueeee.

“Marry me.” While simpering, more tears fall from her eyes as she replies, “I definitely will.”

like my Grams always said, if you don’t have something nice to say, keep your mouth closed.

Well, part of it. I said I wanted Gee’s shoes and right there in the car, he made Gee take them off and give them to me.

“And if I did, you would not be getting any of it. No ma’am, no ma’am, no ma’am. Your rapacious ass. I got everything you asked for so don’t ask about my potato.”

Rhi and these damn words lmao.

“Love, I’ve done a lot of fucked up shit in my life. I’ve bodied my fair share of niggas and cracked a few heads so I know I won’t be living my afterlife in heaven. My only chance of getting close to it is with you. You are my heaven and I want to be in heaven till death do us part.”