Sadie flopped forward like she’d been shot. After dramatically convulsing a couple of times for the bit, she sat up straight and launched into an in-depth analysis of the erotic romance plot from the last book she’d read. The meal progressed. Sadie explained that the male character’s crooked penis was symbolic of his imperfect love. Straight women were so weird. Yes, I was straight. I didn’t want to talk about it.
