Psycho Devils (Cruel Shifterverse, #5)

by Jasmine Mas

How dare he take what was ours? The three of us got to our feet as the screams in the hall increased. He threatens Arabella. Must protect her. Must get her back. Must keep her close. She’s ours, nobody else’s.

Okayyyy?

Not that I was counting.

Uhuuuu

Yes, my aesthetic was mental illness; no, I didn’t want to talk about it.

Me too bestie me too

bad bitch?

A bad bitch💅

Great, I was being gaslit by a ghost.

Dayum imagine

unfortunately, still alive.

Omg😭

(RIP),

ARAN PLEASE

my little Smurf best friend?”

Awww Johnny boiiiii💖💖💖

We all struggled. Except, maybe judgment because she’d lit me on fire every night for years?

YES QUEEN U WERE LITERALLY TORTURED

“You oaf. Get off,”

John is so fucking hot

“Oh yes, mistress,”

Okay but i actually find that so fucking hot

He was ridiculous.

He’s perfect💖

scrap of mental health.

U getting none honey, in no life Will u be stable 😭

“My little depressed, angry Smurf.”

He’s a real cutie💖

little Smurf princess.”

BRO URGGGGG

The weird tension between us dissipated as we beat the shit out of each other like we always did.

Hehe

John slapped his hand over his mouth to muffle his laugh.

I-

malnourished garden gnome.”

IM CRYIBG PLEAAE

RIP civilization.

Aran u dumbass😭

Arabella was a mouth breather and just all around a pathetic, annoying person with too many issues to count. She was also loud as fuck. The loudest person I’d ever met.

Whats so wrong with being a mouth breather?😒

Who couldn’t breathe correctly?

Stop please-

I’d been sick with rage when I’d listened to Aran and her have sex in the shower. It didn’t matter that Arabella was a girl; I knew what I’d heard. Every slap. Every moan.

BFBDBDBFB HE REALLY THOUGHT THEY DID IT BEVFVBDBF

They’d fucked. Hard.

NO OMG

“How does it feel to have chosen a misogynistic, ugly fucktard without a single functioning brain cell to be your captain?”

YES GIRLL

I needed her strong so I could break her. No one else was allowed to hurt her.

Rawr

Mentally, I was a slut. Physically, I was terrified of intimacy. Spiritually, I didn’t like men.

Pfft

“No, sweetheart, I’m not nice.”

RUF RUF RUFFF

“But we both know who you belonged to first.”

IM ON MY KNEES

Work smarter not harder.

True

“I’m just asserting that I’m the alpha over Malum,” I said calmly.

“You want to find out?”

Yes daddy, i mean wjatttt?

Drugs made everything better. All was well. Yes, I was delusional. Next question.

GIRLIE THAT IS NOT VERY GIRLIE POP RN

RIP Horace. You will truly be missed. Gone but never forgotten. Always in our hearts and memories. Fly high, sweet angel.

OMG STOP I CANT

“You’re doing amazing, Princess, just about five hundred more little stabby stabs.”

Bro😭

“Good girl, such a good girl,”

Rawrrr

“If you fart, I’ll kill you,” I mumbled.

So cute

“We don’t have mothers,”

We can tell😭

Nope. Didn’t see them at all.

Oh yeah?

“Please, bitch. I love her the most.”

Hehehe

I telepathically told him I wished I were adopted.

Aran you fucking comedian

That one’s mine, I love him.

Cuz he’s fine as hell😭

John flashed his dimples. “That’s what I thought.” His

HOLD DA KÆFTTTT MANDDDD

“Tons of other men, you say?”

Rawr

“That’s what she said.”

Stop please😭

Usually, I ignored the kings. Their opinions were like male thongs. Useless. Disturbing. And literally no one asked for them.

Aha

“You have a substance abuse problem.” I sucked harder,

Pfft

OH PLEASE

“Please, mistress, let us serve you.”

Bro if it was John or the Kings urggg😩😩

“I never said you couldn’t call me Daddy.”

WOW HOLY SHIT NO SHOT

Why was I actually hilarious?

Aran😭