The Boyfriend
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I am desperately, painfully, completely, and stupidly in love.
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Ok first mistake
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I’m scared that if I tried to kiss her, she would slap me across the face.
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As she should
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And I’m terrified that the moment I get her alone, I will wrap my fingers around her pretty, white neck and squeeze the life out of her.
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Well fuck me, ALRIGHT TOM
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I stare at the man, waiting for him to tell me that Kevin was killed in a tragic taxi accident on the way to our date, because this guy is definitely not Kevin.
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Valid
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It feels like I’m walking next to a broomstick.
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HAHAHAHA A BROOMSTICK
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“Well,” he adds, “except for your arms.” “My arms?” “They’re kind of flabby.” He wrinkles his nose. “But other than that, wow. Like I said, you’re the perfect woman.”
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Not this man-child negging her
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“Hot damn,” Kevin remarks, following the path of the waitress with his eyes as she goes to get our drinks. “She has really nice arms.”
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KEVIN YOU FUCK FACE DICK NOB
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I hope the bathroom has a window I can climb out of.
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GIRL me too
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“You could be killed, Sydney.”
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Probably for the best after this damn date
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“Um…” I eye his outstretched arms and the pit stains
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Not the pit stains
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Mystery Man
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Possibly stalking Sydney? Is it Tom from the prologue ?? Cant be a coincidence that he shows up at the perfect time, in a low traffic residential neighborhood, and saves Sydney
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Slug,
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BEG UR PARDON
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he shot up to over six feet in the last two years, he’s only gained about ten pounds from when he was five feet tall. He looks a lot like a walking skeleton that put on a pair of blue jeans and a T-shirt and got a face full of acne.
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THIS HAS GOT TO BE KEVINNNNN. And toms got to be mystery guy and theyre FRIENDS
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If I could watch for a minute, I could calculate her heart rate.
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Alright tom, tone it down brother
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She looks very pleased by this turn of events. Much more so, I suspect, than if I sliced through her jugular with a knife.
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ALRIGHT TOM, DAMN
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parents screaming at each other and dishes shattering as they hit the wall.
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Tom grew up in an abusive home
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Truth be told, I’ve only kissed a girl once, and I didn’t even want to do it. She kissed me. Except the only people who know about that are me and her. And now just me.
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SORRY?! What do you MEAN 'now just me'?!?!
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After all, the less time I spend with the chief of police, the better.
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Oooooooh bc ur a killla?!? Ffs tom
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Bonnie
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Neighbor, lives below sydney, also uses same dating site
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No wonder Mystery Man didn’t ask for my phone number. He was probably completely disgusted by my bloody wound. Men do not find that sort of thing attractive.
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Girl be so fucking for real. Stop dating trash-can men
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Willebrand disease, which basically means that if I get a papercut, I’m going to leave a trail of blood behind me.
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Might save ya life
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can’t get Slug a girlfriend. I would if I could, but I can’t. He’s actually a really good guy, but something about him makes girls nervous.
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I bet he does, lil creep
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Anything insect related fascinates him.
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Slug believes that eating insects is perfectly okay. Sort of the natural circle of life.
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Even though he’s only seventeen, his teeth are already yellow. It’s probably from the cigarettes.
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Slug description
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but I could swear I didn’t inherit any genes whatsoever from this man. He is tall and burly, while I am medium build and lean. Even if I grow another inch or two, I’m never going to look like him. We’re nothing alike.
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Tom doesnt think him and his dad r related... Hmm is he serious? Or blanket statement?
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“And you brought your loser friend—Cockroach,” my father observes. “Fantastic.”
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HAHAHA stop it rn
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Slug is always eating. Always. He weighs less than Daisy’s backpack, and yet he’s always stuffing his face.
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Evidence that Slug is potentially Kevin - Sydneys terrible date at the start
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she is the one with the split lip.
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Tom comes from abusive family. DV towards the mother. Dissmissive abusive dad. Mum dissmisses the abuse and lies
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Slug will sometimes look at her in a really inappropriate way.
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Slug wtf thats ur friends mum. Pull it together
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“I’d like to kill him,” I blurt out.
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I’ve never let on the sorts of wild thoughts that run through my head sometimes. I’ve been careful about it.
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expect his face to wrinkle in disgust, but weirdly, it doesn’t. Instead, he says, “Well, why don’t you?”
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SLUG MAAN COME ON. Encouraging murder is wild behaviour
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“Nothing wrong with killing someone if he deserves it.”
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Slugs insane
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Belana
Slug was the MVP of crazytown
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INSANE I TELL YOU
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“It’s illegal. I would go to jail.” “Only if you get caught.”
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Oh no. It’s Kevin,
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Ugh hes back... Kevin i know ur slug. I see u
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“Okay, fine. But you’re making a mistake.” His eyes darken as they bore into me. “A big mistake.”
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A threat??
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Even taller than Kevin—definitely well over six feet, with baggy eyes and dirt that seems permanently ground into the ridges of his fingers.
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Randy description. Also very tall and unkept... ok randol you giving pink flag rn
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“I don’t want to be alone with Randy. He gives me the creeps.” “Bonnie, he’s totally harmless. I mean, Gretchen is dating him.” She arches an eyebrow. “He seriously doesn’t make you at all uncomfortable?”
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Why did her friend dating him mean that she can't be uncomfortable?! Fr gaslighty bs
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And yet… There’s something about the way he looks at me sometimes. Not all the time, but sometimes. He stares just a little too long. And it doesn’t exactly feel like he’s checking me out, like some guys do. It’s something else. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but I can’t pretend I don’t know what Bonnie means when she says he’s creepy.
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Alright Randy you absolute creep. R u slug??🤨🤨
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Bonnie was in the lobby when I got home, having just finished her date with Dr. McHottie. And then, by chance, I ran into an attractive guy only a few blocks away from our apartment building.
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MYSTERY MAN 🤝 DR MCHOTTIE
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Is it possible that Mystery Man and Dr. McHottie are one and the same?
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Ohhh i had this theory
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The man is dangerous.
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Kevin is becoming a problem. Also, Kevin used fake photos on the first date he took Sydney on. And now he’s cat fished her AGAIN posing as a guy named Chad, with NEW pics that ALSO aren’t him? Ugh ffs Kevin
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Does this constitute harassment?
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AH yes babe... YES IT DOES
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possible there are no decent men left in the entire city?
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Very
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But after thirty seconds, there are no footsteps. Bonnie hasn’t thrown the door open. There’s no sign anybody is even home.
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Where the hell is Bonnie.... Coincidence??
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it isn’t Bonnie who steps out of the elevator. It’s Randy,
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Mm.. a little suss Randy.
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Randy’s Adam’s apple bobs slightly. He is so skinny that his Adam’s apple is painfully large and sharp.
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Ok Randy. I SEE you. You slug huh?
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“I’m just worried about her,” I admit. “This isn’t like her.”
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her floor isn’t clean. It is stained with dark brown circular droplets forming a trail that I now realize leads out of the kitchen and down the hallway to Bonnie’s bedroom.
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The fact that Randy “didnt notice” the blood on the floor? RED FLAG
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