The Martian
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Read between August 30 - September 2, 2018
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How come Aquaman can control whales? They’re mammals! Makes no sense.
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“Brought product to surface of Mars. It stopped working. 0/10.”
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Pythagoras is a dick.
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Deimos is a little piece of crap that’s no good to anyone.
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I started the day with some nothin’ tea. Nothin’ tea is easy to make. First, get some hot water, then add nothin’.
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It’s true, you know. In space, no one can hear you scream like a little girl.