Christmas in Spite of You
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Yes, beautiful, you are, but not the kind that will make the evening news. More like the kind you’ll invite your girlfriends over to discuss and giggle about over wine.
Destiny
Hehehe
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One that won’t fit in her bedroom, so she’ll have to enjoy it in the living room . . . with me.
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“I thought you liked assholes. Something about the humbling he experiences after being put in his place by a savvy yet loving heroine who checks all the right boxes.” I repeated her words from last night when I questioned why women were so head over heels for enemies-to-lovers-type plots.
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“Your day’s coming, Noel. Just you wait. You’re a sweetheart. The right man will realize it and marry you in the blink of an eye.” His words had me internally frowning at the idea of there being a right man for her if that man wasn’t me.
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Long-distance relationships didn’t work, and if I were being honest, I couldn’t see myself agreeing to one. Most certainly not with Noel. I’d want her in my life daily.
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You want to jump his holly jolly boner, then do it. You want to tongue him down under the mistletoe, do that too. You want him to be your lay in a manger? My vote is yes. Yes, to all of it!”
Destiny
Lmao!!
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“They say you shouldn’t feed strays, or they’ll never leave.”
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but that’s how women are. They bind themselves to men who will never make them happy. It’s like they love to torture themselves, making all the wrong decisions, and then punishing us good guys for showing them the life and happiness they deserve.”
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Merry fucking Christmas.
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“It is my first real Christmas. And it’s also my first Christmas with you. It’s appropriate. Thank you.”
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You’re a ‘grand gesture’ kinda girl. The ‘catch a flight and show up unannounced to say thank you for my website. Now, let me thank you with my lady parts’ kinda girl.”
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Of course, she would, because this was a movie and fictional people got their happily ever after. It was only in the real world where the girl didn’t get the guy . . . where I didn’t get the guy.