Christmas in Spite of You
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You need a win, Noel. Think about it. One week of fun, and then the two of you return to your individual lives. No harm, no foul.”
LaTisha Rice
Noel did need a win. I’m just not so sure of the win that Simone is implying is to for Noel to have sex with Kanton.
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How was I so turned on by everything about this woman?
LaTisha Rice
That’s what I want to know! Janton is so mesmerized by Noel…
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the idea of her apartment being home sounded.
LaTisha Rice
Kanton is already thinking about moving in with Noel.
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Noel. I’d want her in my life daily. Relationship? What the hell is wrong with me? I quickly shook the thought and changed, gathering my things and then staring at my image in the mirror. “Get the deal with Brighton and then return to your life.” I needed to focus on that, but I felt it would be much more complicated than I could ever imagine.
LaTisha Rice
Wow. Kanton really IS liking Noel. Would she fall for HIM?
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even found myself wishing that Kanton being here wasn’t temporary.
LaTisha Rice
Noelia thinking the same thing as Kanton. They both like each other, but neither one will tell the other.
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You want to jump his holly jolly boner, then do it. You want to tongue him down under the mistletoe, do that too. You want him to be your lay in a manger? My vote is yes. Yes, to all of it!”
LaTisha Rice
Th is hilarious! Simon is saying to Noel Ho for it!”
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If that man is giving you the ‘cum all ye faithful’ eyes, you better jingle his bells properly.” I burst out laughing and rolled my eyes. “You need therapy.” “No, I need to write for Christmas After Dark.” “You absolutely do not, and I pray that’s not a thing.”
LaTisha Rice
All the Christmas sex jokes! 😂
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If that man is giving you the ‘cum all ye faithful’ eyes, you better jingle his bells properly.” I burst out laughing and rolled my eyes. “You need therapy.” “No, I need to write for Christmas After Dark.” “You absolutely do not, and I pray that’s not a thing.”
LaTisha Rice
😂
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“Oh, it’s a thing, Noel. Naughty or Nice, She’s Getting It Twice. Christmas Cums Early, Little Cummer Toy, Jingle Bell Cock . . .” “Pleas...
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Sometimes, work can’t be avoided.” Lewis chimed in. “You’re a lot like him, you know.”
LaTisha Rice
Kanton can’t be the next if he already reminds people of Noel’s ex.
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but that’s how women are. They bind themselves to men who will never make them happy. It’s like they love to torture themselves, making all the wrong decisions, and then punishing us good guys for showing them the life and happiness they deserve.”
LaTisha Rice
Sometimes that’s sad. No one can force a man to be someone that they’re it, and a woman’s hold enjoy her life without ALWSYS having the need for a man.
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she should make herself a priority since that was obviously what he was doing.”
LaTisha Rice
Yay for Noel🎉