Christmas in Spite of You

by K.C. Mills

“Just fuck him, get it over with, and then you can pretend it didn’t happen after this week is over.”

Exactlyyyyyyyy

Maybe you might even consider sitting on his and sliding south on his North Pole. Either way, I support whatever decision you make because, again, I love you.

me as a friend lmaoooo

I realized I wanted the guy just like those movies. This, however, wasn’t a holiday movie where I was guaranteed a happily ever after, and then I felt the sting of knowing my world didn’t include the man on the other side of my bedroom door.

Give him some pussy sis damn 🙁

“Your day’s coming, Noel. Just you wait. You’re a sweetheart. The right man will realize it and marry you in the blink of an eye.” His words had me internally frowning at the idea of there being a right man for her if that man wasn’t me. “From your lips to God’s ears, Lewis. I’m counting on you.”

Long-distance relationships didn’t work, and if I were being honest, I couldn’t see myself agreeing to one. Most certainly not with Noel. I’d want her in my life daily. Relationship?

Iktr

“Oh, it’s a thing, Noel. Naughty or Nice, She’s Getting It Twice. Christmas Cums Early, Little Cummer Toy, Jingle Bell Cock . . .”

Lmaoooooo

So does that mean after you finish hanging all your pornaments, you’ll be fucking around the Christmas tree having a happy holiday? Everyone’s screwing merrily—” she sang, and I cringed, cutting her off before the lyrics were progressively worse. “I’m not going to answer that. I love you. Goodbye.”

Lmaoooooo

Me: It is. He paid for it, and no, he’s not rude rich. Simone: Then fuck him again and again and again . . . the right way. In the dress, because he deserves it. Me: I’m already in over my head. Simone: Then it’s too late to worry about it. Get the dick, friend.

Simone just like me lmaooooo

“My first Noel. So fucking gorgeous.” “Your only Noel.” I kissed him back, narrowing my eyes when he smiled arrogantly at my demand.

period bitchhhhhh