Christmas in Spite of You

by K.C. Mills

Oh no. I’m being robbed. Wait, but why would they stop to wash dirty dishes if I’m being robbed?

This is so me lol thinking, "such hospitable robbers! Very mindful, very demure." lmao

His very firm and solid chest that I wouldn’t mind a better peek at, nixing the shirt, I might add.

Hahaha yeah this stranger man is in my home but let me check him out real quick...I feel it girl lol

Noel, snap out of it—strange man in your apartment. Focus!

Lmfaoooo

I also had a tough decision to make. Being here in this apartment gave me access to Brighton. Being here also granted me access to those sexy little pajamas along with the woman who owned them.

Ahh man don't make it weird..a bit cringe

Why the hell was I keeping score with Noel? Because you and your dick are very intrigued by her.

Lol

“I hope you didn’t leave a mess.” Too late. There was definitely one in my panties.

Omg lol

“Oh, and don’t forget, the biggest tree you can find.” One that won’t fit in her bedroom, so she’ll have to enjoy it in the living room . . . with me.

Okay on his santa claus shit lol

“I didn’t ask about your relationship status before I kissed you because I didn’t care. If you recall, I told you I’m a man who never shies away from a challenge, and had you been dating someone, I would have considered that a challenge.”

Oop

You want to jump his holly jolly boner, then do it. You want to tongue him down under the mistletoe, do that too. You want him to be your lay in a manger? My vote is yes. Yes, to all of it!”

Lmao

Do what makes you happy. Worry about the rest later. If that man is giving you the ‘cum all ye faithful’ eyes, you better jingle his bells properly.”

I like this friend lol

“Am I really considering the option of seducing a man with skimpy holiday pajamas?” Yes, you are.

Lol

“Would now be an appropriate time for me to kiss you again?” The low rumble of his voice caused a succession of pulses in my core. My brain scrambled, but not so much that I couldn’t think of a comeback. “We don’t have mistletoe.”

Girl f that mistletoe. Put your tonge in his mouthhhhh

“Condoms.” “Nightstand, and before you start assuming, I have them as a precaution, not a purpose.” “At this point, I don’t care. I was debating how good my pullout game would be, but I wasn’t sure you’d agree to that as an option.” “Um, definitely not. Now, can you get the condoms so that we can move this along?”

Period, stand your ground lol GET THOSE CONDOMS lol

“Most of my husband’s business partners are suits in his boardroom. I, on the other hand, hold much more power than they do because I wear nothing in his bedroom.” She winked, and I smirked. Understood.

Period

“I knew this was going to be very painful,” he mumbled, entering the living room wearing clothes that matched mine. Black pants with tiny reindeer and a bright red T-shirt that said, “Dear Santa, I regret nothing.”

Haha

the person who made it happen is what stole my heart.

She ended the call, and I frowned a bit. That was too easy. Maybe she’s setting me up. Or maybe I’m just looking for an excuse to sabotage this.

Seems sus....

Jordan. His ex.

Nooooo

“A lot has changed. Starting with you watching how the fuck you talk to her unless you want to deal with me not giving a damn how I handle you. I’m not much for talking to dumb fucks like you.”

Yes kanton put him in his place lol

“Kanton . . .” Her eyes shot past the ex and landed on me. He spun on his heels, turning to see who had been so bold as to speak to him in that manner, and the glare in his eyes expressed just how much he didn’t appreciate my words or my presence. “Who the hell are you?” “Not you, which means I have the right to be here, but more importantly, a problem you don’t want. Is there something I can help you with?” “Oh, this is interesting.” Another woman stepped up next to Noel, smiling smugly as her eyes moved between Evan and me.

Hahhhahha

“You didn’t let him explain. Obviously, he’s here to explain and to punch your ex for being a dick,” the woman who was with Noel said in an amused tone. “Simone . . .” was what she received in return. “What? You’re the one who told me you didn’t let him explain. He’s here, giving Evan exactly what he deserves only a few hours after you left New York. My final assessment: Kanton is here to get his girl. And I approve.”

Simone for the win

“How can you have an argument when you don’t know what I was going to say?” I pulled away, using one hand to grip the back of her neck. “I didn’t have to know what you were going to say. My argument would be the same regardless.” “Okay, so let me hear it.” “It’s more of a ‘let you feel it’ type of argument.” Her smile grew incredibly slow when she realized what I meant. “You were going to use sex?” “Am going to use sex. I worked really hard planning the details of how I would present my argument. It’s only fair that you allow me to do so. I have a very detailed list of places I want to put my mouth on your body.”

Oop period!

I carried her to the bedroom. My argument was about to be long and strong, so I hoped she was ready.

He kissed me again. “I’m ready for anything that involves you, Noel.”

This man had done the impossible. He replaced my favorite day of the year with the day I tried to club him with a stuffed elf because that was the day I captured his heart, and I was pretty damn sure it was also the same day he captured mine.