“We meet over Zoom. We make breakfast, pour ourselves a drink or six, then hang out online on Sunday mornings,” she says, her green eyes alight. “We have members all over. Rachel is in Michigan. Angela’s in Jersey. And Kym is in Louisiana. I even got Decker Crusade’s new PR rep, Megan, to join us a few weeks ago. We may have scared her off with some of our somnophilia masked-men recs last time, but—”

