lead the boys over to my car, pop the trunk, and grab my cheer bag. It takes us nearly an hour, but eventually, I manually siphon out the diesel with the resistance bands I use for stretching. Then I do it again with the regular gasoline we pumped into the tank to rinse out the remaining diesel. Greedy pays for all the fuel, as well as the containers we buy inside the station to siphon it all into. As I get started, he offers to hold my phone and wristlet for me, then not so subtly asks if he can put his number in and text him mine. For future car emergencies, he claims. He buys me an
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