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the shouting and laughter of dozens of inebriated partiers grated in his ears like sand between his butt cheeks.
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“It feels like I’m giving birth to a bowling ball through my nose. Are my nostrils dilated? I think it’s crowning.”
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Dick for brains.”
“Rule number one: obey your sire. Your life is in his hands until you’re trained.” “Obey my what?” Gripping the edge of the mattress, she chose her words carefully. “Back up a minute, Christian Grey.
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Edward Cullen wannabe who has Captain Jack Sparrow as his mentor.”
I see no lies there 🤷♀️🤣
Nobody fights like Gaston.”
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“Oh, come on. Haven’t you seen Beauty and the Beast? Gaston is the bad guy, and he has a fantastic song.”
Yes! I was waiting for this reference or mention!
And for the first time in forever,
🎶❄️🎵
So, I need you to go to the bank for me and take out some cash. I’m going to talk to his friend Gaston and see about having his place fixed up. It’s the least I can do to show my appreciation.”
That’s actually pretty freaking nice of her
“Sure.” The Blood Bank wasn’t far, and he had a line of credit there. “I can get a pint or two.” “Great. However much you think she needs, put it in a Styrofoam cup with a lid and a straw.
✨Twilight✨
“Did you just name my dick Vlad?”
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Vlad had stood up and taken notice.
Oh god
I had installed closed. The blinds you wouldn’t even have if it weren’t for me.”
That’s manipulation
“Ready to be impaled?”
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“Take me to church, baby. Yes!”
Omg 🤣
You’re Elijah Mikaelson.”
The Originals!
Poor Sophie. She wants to bang a werewolf, not become one. Will her wish come true, or will sprouting fur and sniffing butts become part of her daily routine?
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