License to Bite (New Orleans Nocturnes, #1)

by Carrie Pulkinen

“Fantastic. It’s just my luck to get turned into a vampire by an Edward Cullen wannabe who has Captain Jack Sparrow as his mentor.”

Nobody fights like Gaston.”

“Did you just name my dick Vlad?” “It’s fitting. If the death sleep hadn’t pulled me under, I might have let him impale me.”

She’d have to inform Gaston that the stake wedged up Ethan’s ass had become a permanent fixture. She’d managed to wiggle it loose, but he seemed to like it right where it was.

The room went so deathly silent, you could have heard a mosquito fart.