“There are a thousand O’Malleys in South Philly. My mom’s not a part of your family.” She’s Bridget O’Malley, but I always assumed that her branch of the family did not touch any part of Chris’s tree. ‘Cause he would’ve said something. He would’ve, at the very least, told Triple Shield when I was sitting on a hot seat being grilled about the Donnellys’ ancestry.

