Theoretically Straight

by Amy Bailey

The realization hits me fast and hard, almost knocking the wind out of me. It’s been less than two weeks, but I think I might be falling in love.

You just noticed? Really?!

The nail polish has to go as soon as possible.

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy thoooooo?¿?¿?

But that’s a problem for future Theo to deal

It starts to click in my brain that this is apparently Oliver when he…cares?

I think I’m in love.

Bro, you handled this way better than Theo

“We just had to fight off a couple of elderly patrons.

I'm concerned

“But once you shatter a hip or two, they get the message.”

!!!!!

“The Pumpkin Fair? Are you sure it’s not going to be too crowded?”

She kind of has a point

deep-fried Pop-Tarts),

Delicious yet disgusting

“Plus, you and I need to revisit our conversation earlier about the Stephen King IT movies, and I’m not allowed to talk about those within fifty feet of Freddy.” “That is correct,” Freddy agrees, wrapping an arm around Andrew’s waist. “Not another word until I’m out of hearing range.”

Sienna is staring up at me from the ground,

F***

possibly

Your denying it and you know it

“Caleb Reynard,

Oooooo full name

Fuck, I’m so in love with him.

You just noticed? Wow your really unobsevant.

electrocute his brain

Whaty ba who now

aren’t exactly the most open people when it comes to change.

Understatment

who is the gayest member of the X-Men.

Never watched X-Men but I bet it's some dude named bobby

“I think my dad will have an aneurysm if he has to deal with my sexuality and being tardy twice in one day.”

don’t think I’ve ever hated a person until now.

If i were you i would despise her. Like I would hope she gets to burn in the first depths of Hell.😡

“Because it’s a stupid Shaggy and Dragon Ball Z crossover shirt referencing a meme that was probably already dead when I was wearing it,” I say with a wince. “The idea that this t-shirt is immortalized in a scrapbook and exists online somewhere literally makes me want to crawl under a rock and die.”

“Hey, at least we have the decency to not make out in front of our friends.”

“Okay, point made. But in my defense, I thought no one was looking.”

Homophobic-Uncles-be-damned.”

“Wow, glad you thought so highly of me.”

Caleb was right. Hudson is hot. Very hot. Even hotter in person than on camera.

Note to self your partner is always right

Let it never be said that you can’t find love in a haunted basement!”

“That’s a lie,” Elise interjects. “He was literally planning out which crew members he would need to beat up to get to you if you passed out.” “Wow, Elise, way to be cool,” Oliver grumbles. “Anytime!”

babe.”

Smooth