Theoretically Straight
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for you, so enjoy your last few moments of plebeian joy before you’re corrupted by the luxury.”
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I keep thinking if I hang around long enough, the ghosts will just accept me as one of their own. Then I can stop having to worry about college applications.”
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“That you’re partners in crime and your choice in movies is as sick and twisted as the rest of us.”
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“Because you only watch anime and troll AO3,”
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“Dude, Sienna is like, freakin’ Mother Theresa or something.
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with my score being
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somewhere in the negative double digits.
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but bless his heart, he was not gifted with rhythm,
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so I really only let him do one if I want to make myself look good.”
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don’t be surprised if Elise finds you on Insta and starts sending you DMs.”
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“Too late. She found me, like, an hour ago.”
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If I was gay, wouldn’t I know by now? I’m seventeen, and I’ve never been attracted to a boy until now. That has to mean something, right?
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I think you are brainwashed
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“And by fun, I mean two hours of being poked and prodded, then washing all of Wren’s hard work down the drain.”
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“First of all, leave Andrew’s ass out of this. It’s perfect and blameless.
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You’re like the annoying little brother I never wanted.
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Wren, you’re the aloof, overachieving older sibling who makes our parents wonder why they ever had other kids. And I’m the problematic middle child with a heart of gold. What a beautiful little family we make.”
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You don’t usually get this philosophical until it’s after midnight, and you’ve already shotgunned two Red Bulls.”
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“I’m fucking scared.
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Ooooo Theo said a swear word
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I mean, hell, I just found out I like Brussels sprouts, and I’ve been alive for almost seventeen years.”
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I just want to roll with it and see where it takes me.
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Cringe
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“I’m all yours for the evening.”
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That's what she said
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romance Caleb’s socks off tonight.
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???????
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With his weird old lady-named car,
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drinking them all in alongside his milkshake.
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Strange choice of wording but okay
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dope!
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Thats so 2019
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“Well, are you talking to the wall then?
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Theo, this is my sister, Lola.”
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When i first saw this i thought it said "Theo meet my new sister lola". PFFFF
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“I was just distracted by how cute you are.”
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That was indeed very bold
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Hell, you even got me to dance–or at least try to.”
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Key word "try"
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“You’re just way too cute when you’re crushing.
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can’t dampen all the queer joy going on over there.”
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always need a new victim–I mean, models to practice on.”
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VICTIM!?!?
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wilder things before breakfast.
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What wild things- nevermind i dont want to know
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blinking rapidly like a malfunctioning robot.
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“Theodore Briggs,
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Oooooo he pulled out the full name
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gay-dar
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“When is Oliver ever too busy for us?”
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Sounds to me like he has no life
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threatened to beat up anyone who gives us a hard time
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laughing
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“I fucking knew it!
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You won’t see me eating green bean casserole.”
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You also won't see me eating that sh*t
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And I mean listen with your ears, not your
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dicks.
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So very wise
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back the fuck off.”
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“Because you’re already my bitch.”
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MY B****!!! MINEEEEEE
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Don’t want to do that…”
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sarcasm activated
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savage.”
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SAVAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“More like you’ve been making out with a chimney sweep,”
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How does. He know what that looks like?
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Babadook
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?!?!?
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It still hasn’t gotten old.
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What hasnt gotten old handholding or Calebs hand