Dracula (The Gothic Chronicles Collection)

by Bram Stoker

Denn die Todten reiten Schnell. (For the dead travel fast.)

This bit right here was very well executed, IMO.

What I saw was the Count’s head coming out from the window. I did not see the face, but I knew the man by the neck and the movement of his back and arms. In any case I could not mistake the hands which I had had some many opportunities of studying. I was at first interested and somewhat amused, for it is wonderful how small a matter will interest and amuse a man when he is a prisoner. But my very feelings changed to repulsion and terror when I saw the whole man slowly emerge from the window and begin to crawl down the castle wall over the dreadful abyss, face down with his cloak spreading out around him like great wings. At first I could not believe my eyes. I thought it was some trick of the moonlight, some weird effect of shadow, but I kept looking, and it could be no delusion. I saw the fingers and toes grasp the corners of the stones, worn clear of the mortar by the stress of years, and by thus using every projection and inequality move downwards with considerable speed, just as a lizard moves along a wall.

This genuinely is my favorite paragraph from this book so far. It's spooky and also hilarious, two of my favorite things, and written to great effect.

Once more I have seen the Count go out in his lizard fashion.

😂💀 I can't take this book seriously, and that's part of the fun of it.