Do you want to be an actor when you grow up?” said Art. “No, I’m going to be a bay leaf,” said Zack, confidently. “A bay leaf?” said Lydia. “That’s more an ingredient than a career, surely? Why?” “Bay leafs get to go into other people’s houses and take all their best things home with them,” said Zack. “Ah, I think you mean a bailiff, Zack,” said Lydia.
