How to Age Disgracefully

by Clare Pooley

When you know more about someone than they know about you, it puts you in control. And it makes you safe.

“Where’s the fun in aging gracefully?” said Daphne. “Personally, I intend to age as disgracefully as possible.”

Thank goodness she drove a Volvo. Such a practical car, and perfect for this kind of job.

Maybe they could even be friends. The woman had balls, and life was actually a lot more interesting with her around. Not always in a good way, admittedly.

You don’t get to our age with a completely unblemished record. Not unless you’ve not lived. The trick is just to try to ensure the balance falls on the side of the good.”