The Pairing

by Casey McQuiston

so to be easier to find, he carries a telescopic pole stuck up the ass of a little stuffed Pinocchio puppet. (The puppet, he explains, is because Pinocchio is an Italian story, and he’s Italian, and also, “some Italians do not mind so much from behind—joke! A joke!”)

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Somewhere ahead, Pinocchio bobs above the crowd like our merry little North Star.

Long live Pinocchio