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Oop, call her out Lindsay!
You can’t just say “that Barbie incident” and not tell us what it was ??? I WANT TO KNOW
I hope she changes the will and Lindsay gets everything at the end of the book
I will take the whales as a good alternative as well
Divorce, babes. Divorce. Dawn, sweety, you deserve better
Babes, this is screaming divorce!! Smacking him????
Nathan the Neo-Nazi can absolutely catch these hands, and I hope little Nate comes to his senses and smacks his dad at some point
“The Nazis were monsters to kill little girls.” “I know that’s what people say,” Mr. Stempel told her. “But most of them weren’t. They were just ordinary people. That’s what makes them so terrifying. Monsters you can fight. But when the people who come for you in the night are your neighbors and coworkers and classmates . . . When you never know who’s sick and who’s not . . .” He shrugged. “Sick?” “Hate is a disease, Dawn.”
*cues Cell Block Tango*
Two very similar professions, of course
SAY THAT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
Amen, Crystal
Love the enthusiasm, but she could’ve just put it on do not disturb and not have to spend hundreds of dollars on a new phone eventually
She’s still naked right? Outside? All night? Is she not worried about bugs? This is Georgia, ticks are a thing
HAHA, GET HIM CRYSTAL
Ummmmm how many years and how old are you, Elijah?
Isaac sounds like the worlds best older sibling, and I love that for Elijah
Okay, Elijah is quickly winning me over. This kid is a sweetheart
New drinking game, take a shot every time a butt plug is mentioned
I’m really hoping Beverly pushes for the statue to come down
I’m loving the phrase “before he expired.” Makes him sound like sour milk, which is probably an insult to milk with the way he’s being described
They absolutely should say that!!! Don’t fuck with cheerleaders!!!
The worst crime, evil AND boring. At least be evil and interesting
Now THAT is a solid description of Lula
🤢🤮
Awwww, did the little guy not get exactly what he wanted? Did the fact that the rental agency has cars registered in literally like every state and the one you wanted (SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR) was from New York make you upset?
Somebody come gentle parent this asshat into being a decent human being or I’m gonna roll my eyes right out of my skull
Drink!
Okay but is he going to read and get better, or is this when they figure it out?
Everybody point and laugh at Mitch falling on his ass 🫵🏻🤣
THAT is iconic sibling behavior
Jeb seems cool. I’d grab a beer with jeb and talk about issues no one is talking about
*flashback to demon copperhead*
*Sighs in living in a red state but constantly joking about moving to Europe*
THIS PART RIGHT HERE!!!!
WAS AUGUSTUS HIS HOWEVER-MANY-GREATS GRANDFATHER TOO?!
*plays that one part of I Hate it Here by T Swift that people always take out of context.*
Nostalgia is a construct
Called it
Hell yea Isaac
Logan is absolutely either shooting someone or at the very least assaulting someone by the end of this book.
Politicians love some alliteration with their speeches
CALLED IT AGAIN
Or, ya know, he could’ve KILLED SOMEONE?????
It’s giving incel, it’s giving shouldn’t be allowed to reproduce. Or be within 100 feet of a woman. Ever.
Free from punishment by government, not the court of public opinion.
It’s giving actual terrorist, it’s giving I called it several chapters ago
You can say that again
