Darius the Great Is Not Okay (Darius the Great, #1)

by Adib Khorram

full-strength tea-loving gene sequence

Soulless Minions of Orthodoxy,

Corporate Mandated Greeting.

My sister always cut her spaghetti up instead of twirling it, which I felt defeated the point and purpose of spaghetti.

violent sinus eruptions

I never got the hang of taarofing. It’s not an American Social Cue.

It is though, at least in Minnesotan families.

categorically opposed to sweetening tea in any way.

number three

huge bag of tokhmeh