Twelfth Knight

by Alexene Farol Follmuth

year feels

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“HUT!”

Uggh, if this is all about football, I might dnf but idk yet

running back.

I'm supposed to know what that means??

Elway or Young,

Who or who?? This is going to be a looong book.

suddenly I want to smack both their heads together like a pair of coconuts.

Haha, do it!!

apparently I’m supposed to be nicer if I want people to agree with me.

up I’m

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BFF the

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concerned takes

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“Guys,” Matt Das cuts in. “Just hear her out, okay?”

Awww I love how he's been sticking up for her the whole time <3. Fr if I didn't know she ends up with Jack, Matt would be good for her. *note from end of book: HAHAH NOPE HOW DID I EVER THINK THIS?

“Yes we

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time I

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most marriages are just a man purchasing his own housekeeper, cook, nanny, and life coach, all for the low, low price of two months’ salary toward a diamond ring.

Haha, why is that so true??

I’ve got plenty of science fiction and fantasy books littering my room,

Realll. Also, which books does she have?? I'm always ready for suggestions ;)

MMORPGs,

Um what is that?

believe it or not, not every girl wants to be a princess

No matter how smart I am or how hard I work, my acceptance is always conditional.

I don’t know how any girl can exist in the world without being perpetually furious.

Cesario I’m

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she harbors not-so-secret hopes that the NFL will eventually fall apart.

Fr fr

“One of these days someone will have to tame you,”

Bro what?! You would never say that to a man!

inconvenience I

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young I’m

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healthy we

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walking running any

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walking running any

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work you’ll

So is the point of this paragraph to drive editors insane?? >:/

over while

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Luckily Curio’s

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doing I’m

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Tragically she’s

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misogynistic,”

Omgosh, it's my new favorite word!!

rate there’s

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Hm. Vi Reyes again.

Hmmmm ;)

I’ve been thinking of Vi all morning,

Awwww

I don’t annoy that easily, but she’s got the magic touch; she finds my buttons and pushes, even without a word.

Awwwwwwww

first I

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that he’d

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this time Olivia’s laugh is real.

Wait, Bash & Olivia?? <3

What I want is to be respected,

But secretly, I would like someone to see me for what I am and choose me anyway.

Amen sister

days I

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My mother would never, ever tell me to roll over and let someone else win.

It's fr the new bf

or take with you except the relationships you have. The way you love, the love you give, that matters.”

if Jack Orsino is incapable of anything, it’s pulling his own weight.

Um what?? You're literally always yelling at him to do his job as the president!

witchcraft it’s

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“What’s with boys and guns?

Haha that's so true

him I’d

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nights I

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circumstances I

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