EWB: Enemies With Benefits

by N.R. Walker

I hated him with every fibre of my being, with the raging fire of a thousand burning suns.

“Why on earth you volunteer to be pummelled into the ground by sweaty men, I’ll never know.”

Enzo yelled at me again. “You make a lot of demands for someone who doesn’t pay rent,” I said to him.

He yelled louder, so I filled his bowl with his stupid biscuits just to shut him up.

“Have you ever considered watching something educational?” “This is educational. If I ever need to know how to beat the shit outta someone, or blow shit up, or drive in a car chase, or fly a plane while getting shot at, I’ll know how to do it.”