Service Model

by Adrian Tchaikovsky

Perhaps I could be employed at a more murder-tolerant manor.

He was used to providing very high levels of service coupled with a very low, albeit nonzero, level of murder.

It is absolutely vital that appropriate levels of intrusive micromanagement, divisive paranoia, bullying, and the threat of arbitrary punishments are maintained, so that we can truly re-create the folkways of the past. Also a propensity for calling meetings at regular, and indeed irregular, intervals. Adam, and what is the end purpose of all this work we are seeing? Uncharles, there is none. This is also believed to be historically authentic.

Because that’s how it is when you’re a person. Sometimes you don’t want to be one.