You Should Be So Lucky

by Cat Sebastian

Eddie is leading the National League in not noticing men in locker rooms.

“The Senators, mostly.” Eddie winces. The Senators came dead last in the league last year and the year before that. They’ve been terrible for Eddie’s entire life and probably Mark’s entire life, too. “Sorry to hear it.”

Assuming he means the Washington Senators, and not the Harrisburg Senators, who are also terrible