“Let me lay out some observations for you,” she says. “You extrapolate. First, you’ve been, like, Joker–level obsessed with Henry for years—do not interrupt me—and since the royal wedding, you’ve gotten his phone number and used it not to set up any appearances but instead to long-distance flirt with him all day every day. You’re constantly making big cow eyes at your phone, and if somebody asks you who you’re texting, you act like you got caught watching porn. You know his sleep schedule, he knows your sleep schedule, and you’re in a noticeably worse mood if you go a day without talking to
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In short:
Nora: *lays out twenty reasons for why Alex is clearly Bi and in love with HRH*
Nora: ...Now what do you think that means?
Alex: I dont know?
Nora: *gives up*
