Red, White & Royal Blue
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“As your mother, I can appreciate that maybe this isn’t your fault, but as the president, all I want is to have the CIA fake your death and ride the dead-kid sympathy into a second term.”
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“I was up all night conferencing with a bunch of uptight royal handlers and PR pricks and the prince’s fucking equerry to make this happen,
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OH YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND
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did bea force you into dresses as a child too? Has June also got a fondness for sneaking your leftover curry out of the refrigerator in the dead of night like a Dickensian street urchin?
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No but DO YOU SEE THE DIFFRENCE BETWEEN THE WAY THEY TEXT. LIKE ALEX IS ALL LOWERCASE AND HENRY WITH HIS PERFRECT PUNCTUATION AND EVERYTHINGGGGGG
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You are the thistle in the tender and sensitive arse crack of my life.
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This quote shout be framed and hanged on every wall in Britain
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HRH Prince Dickhead Dec 8, 2019, 8:53 PM yo there’s a bond marathon on and did you know your dad was a total babe HRH Prince Dickhead I BEG YOU TO NOT
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THESE TWO ARE SO PRECIOUSSSSS
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Straight people, he thinks, probably don’t spend this much time convincing themselves they’re straight.
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AHHH i dont knowww Alex im as lost as you are on that font
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“Let me lay out some observations for you,” she says. “You extrapolate. First, you’ve been, like, Joker–level obsessed with Henry for years—do not interrupt me—and since the royal wedding, you’ve gotten his phone number and used it not to set up any appearances but instead to long-distance flirt with him all day every day. You’re constantly making big cow eyes at your phone, and if somebody asks you who you’re texting, you act like you got caught watching porn. You know his sleep schedule, he knows your sleep schedule, and you’re in a noticeably worse mood if you go a day without talking to ...more
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In short: Nora: *lays out twenty reasons for why Alex is clearly Bi and in love with HRH* Nora: ...Now what do you think that means? Alex: I dont know? Nora: *gives up*
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“Oh,” Henry says, like an idiot. Alex hates how much he likes the way that one stupid vowel curls in his accent. He’s not even into British accents. He’s into Henry’s British accent.
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YOU ARE SOOOK DOWN BAD FOR THIS GUYYY
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In an instant of sudden, vivid clarity, he can’t believe he ever thought he was straight.
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Me either buddy.
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“Hey, don’t threaten me with a good time.”
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THIS WHOLE BOOK GIVES ME LONDON BOY VIBES SSSOOOOOOOO BADDDD
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“Frolic naked in the hills, frighten the sheep, return to the house for the usual: tea, biscuits, casting ourselves upon the Thighmaster of love to moan about Claremont-Diaz siblings, which has become tragically one-sided since Henry took up with you. It used to be all bottles of cognac and shared malaise and ‘When will they notice us’—” “Don’t tell him that!” “—and now I just ask Henry, ‘What is your secret?’ And he says, ‘I insult Alex all the time and that seems to work.’” “I will turn this car around.” “That won’t work on June,” Alex says. “Let me get a pen—”
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IM DYINGGGG I LOVE PEZ SO MUCH
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The phrase “see attached bibliography” is the single sexiest thing you have ever written to me.
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I FUCKING LOVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP SO MUCH AGHDZFESCTSCYECJUFDBJXFS
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“You wanna talk, Henry VIII?” Alex says.
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I FINALLY know what he meant! Guess English lessons in school do come in handy
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“Yeah,” he says, “I do.” Ellen Claremont exhales slowly, and she grins a small, secret grin, the crooked, unflattering one she never uses in public, the one he knows best from when he was a kid around her knees in a small kitchen in Travis County. “Then, fuck it.”
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That. Is one AWSOME MOM