Red, White & Royal Blue

by Casey McQuiston

“Alex?” Henry’s voice sounds scratchy and bewildered across the line. “Have you really rung me at three o’clock in the morning to make me listen to a turkey?” “Yes, obviously,”

I WAS CACKLING!! 🤣🤣🤣

“I’m really going to have you offed,” Henry tells him. “You’ll never see it coming. Our assassins are trained in discretion. They will come in the night, and it will look like a humiliating accident.” “Autoerotic asphyxiation?” “Toilet heart attack.”

Classy very classy 🧐

“Sometimes you just jump and hope it’s not a cliff.”

Words to live by 💕

Listen, I’m telling you right now, I will physically fight your grandmother myself if I have to, okay? And, like, she’s old. I know I can take her.”

I believe he would actually throw down with Henry’s grandmother 😆