Red, White & Royal Blue
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there’s a strange girl bond between them he can’t, and knows he isn’t supposed to, translate.
Melanie
whore house core
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“Let’s get it over with.” “I’d rather be waterboarded,”
Melanie
OMG just kiss and get it over with
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what kind of garbage country eats bland beans on white toast for breakfast?
Melanie
RIGHT?!?
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“I’m sensing an ellipsis.” “It’s just…”
Melanie
you sensed correctly
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“Ewoks are iconic.” “Ewoks are stupid.” “But Endor.” “But Hoth.
Melanie
nerds
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omfg, one commenter writes, make out already.
Melanie
and the commenter was ME
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Alex ducks out of an aggressive come-on by a girl from the new Spider-Man movies
Melanie
ZENDAYA?!!
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It’s an equation he is not nearly sober enough to parse.
Melanie
alex + henry = in love
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Like, he’s pretty sure he’s straight.
Melanie
you sure about that
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How was he supposed to know back then if he wanted to look like other guys, or if he wanted other guys?
Melanie
both babe
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Straight people, he thinks, probably don’t spend this much time convincing themselves they’re straight.
Melanie
DING DING DING
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Hey, you know how you’re always joking about dating June? Well, like, what if I dated a guy? Not that he wants to date Henry. At all. Ever. But just, like, hypothetically.
Melanie
"hypothetically" my ass
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“Seventy-eight percent probability of latent bisexual tendencies. One hundred percent probability this is not a hypothetical question.”
Melanie
nora has him CLOCKED
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Mutually satisfying sexual experiences do not a relationship make.
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but it's gonna
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Henry is twenty-three and Alex is twenty-one.
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cougar
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“You want me to quit politics and go become a princess? That’s not very feminist of you.”
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“Oh, no … he’s … so … hot…” “I know, babe,” Nora yells back. “I want to … put my fingers in his mouth…” she moans, sounding horrified.
Melanie
get the alcohol away from her omg
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“Bisexuality is truly a rich and complex tapestry,”
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Through his throbbing hangover, he’s got a suspicion all these feelings are why he held off on fucking Henry for so long.
Melanie
a little late to the party but he got there so
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Yours in sexual frustration, Henry
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oh these horny bitches
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Henry sends back, You are a delinquent and a plague, and then, Please come?
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they are so cute- i'm gonna jump off a building
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“Awesome, fuckin’ love doing things out of spite,” he says without a hint of sarcasm,
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girl me too
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“It’s not Stanley Connor. It’s Rafael Luna.”
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GAGGED- I HATE THAT BITCH I HATE HER
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An hour ago, he got back: I don’t expect you to understand.
Melanie
that'd piss me ALL the way off
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The one after is: FEDERAL FUNDING, TRAVEL EXPENSES, BOOTY CALLS, AND YOU.
Melanie
these are too funny
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Have you ever read any of Alexander Hamilton’s letters to John Laurens?
Melanie
stoppp
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“I was looking for someone else. Handsome, petulant, short, not pleasant until after ten a.m.? Have you seen him?” “Fuck off, five-nine is average.”
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Dear Thisbe, I wish there weren’t a wall. Love, Pyramus
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“Alex, Thisbe and Pyramus both die at the end.”
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There’s stuff to figure out. But way worse people with way bigger problems than me get elected all the time.”
Melanie
could not be any truer
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With me it is quite stark: I miss you even more than I could have believed; and I was prepared to miss you a good deal.
Melanie
i feel so single omg
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I’m there for whatever you decide you want to do, just, like, let me know if I need to start practicing gazing wistfully out the window, waiting for my love to return from the war.
Melanie
dramatic girl
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I miss you greatly dear. The nicest time of the day is when I write to you. You have a stormier time than I do but I miss you as much, I think.… Please keep most of your heart in Washington as long as I’m here for most of mine is with you!
Melanie
literally them- how are these nerds finding these quotes?