Dead Tired 1 (Dead Tired #1)

by RavensDagger

Ah, a cult. Wonderful. I did like cults, they made for morally unambiguous test subjects.

“Word of Divinity: Animate Death Butler.” The actual, original spell was designed to create death knights. Fearsome warriors empowered by the divine to fight for the causes of the less scrupulous gods. I never needed knights though. On the other hand, a good butler was incredibly useful to have,

The only plausible explanation was long term growth in an area with powerful and subtle necromantic magics. I glanced in the general direction of my tomb. “Oh my,” I said.

I’d heard someone say that the only two certainties in life were death and taxes. Obviously they had never tried applying an army of the undead to those trying to collect those taxes.