Funny Story
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Read between September 29 - October 14, 2025
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Life, I’d learned, is a revolving door. Most things that come into it only stay awhile.
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Home. The word stoked an ember in my chest. Here was the permanence I’d been waiting for.
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Hell, I’m old enough to have a daughter named Renesmee
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“You moved here because of Peter. Don’t let him make you move away too.”
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“Ever since Mr. Tumnus showed up at that snowy lamppost, this world was never going to quite cut it for me.”
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“What about audiobooks?” I say. “Does that count?” he asks. “Of course it counts,” I say.
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“everything worth doing comes with some risk.”
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“She once dumped a guy because he thought Mamma Mia 2 was better than the original,”
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It’s one thing to be replaced by an ex. It’s another to feel like your whole life has been handed over to someone else.
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Feelings are like weather. They just happen, and then they pass.”
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Life isn’t a competition, and neither is love, but I’m still the loser.
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“A part of me is just waiting,” I rasp, “for the moment when you see whatever it is that drives people away. And I don’t want that. I don’t want you to stop wanting me around. I think it might break my heart to be someone you don’t like.”
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There will always be a Petra. Someone more interesting, someone more fun, someone who needs less, or offers more.
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you make love so easy, Daphne. You make me think I already deserve it, exactly how I am.
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You’re the reason for the word wonderful. It really shouldn’t be used for anything else.
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I love you in a way that feels brand-new. You make every single thing that went wrong feel like it was just a step in the right direction, and it—it makes me excited. For life to keep surprising me.